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The Blue Jay Strikes Again!

Three days ago, the lady thief promised to relieve Nilsatis of their prized sapphire crown. And as is well known: when the Blue Jay makes a promise, she keeps it! During this afternoon dozens of bystanders witnessed the sudden exit of the Blue Jay from Nilsatis' house in her typical, stylish, azure coat. Witnesses swear they saw the crown gleaming in her hand as she dodged and weaved between the rooves of the city, eventually jumping straight onto the Archmage's mansion! It seems she is more daring than even her most devoted fans imagined! What could she have done to the Archmage's mansion?

- Extract from The Winged Words

Daily life in the military

Jackson is known to many as the glue of the Sanctuary. Many grounders believe that the Sanctuary would fall apart without his leadership in the military. What does Jackson’s daily life look like though? We had a journalist spend a whole day with Jackson to get the inside scoop:

6:00am, wake up
7:00am, start admin of replying to letters
8:00am, meeting with Frank about preventing crime in the Outer Sanctuary
9:00am, daily rounds of the Outer Sanctuary
12:00pm, lunch, home grown beet sandwich
1:00pm, daily rounds of the Inner Sanctuary
4:00pm, meeting with Tom to gauge the situation at the perimeter
5:00pm, sending out the final letters of the day, mainly complains about floaters
6:30pm, dinner, home grown vegetable ratatouille
8:00pm, either a peaceful night or visiting the Level Head

-Extract from In The Loop

Fashion, what not to wear to a Banquet

We all know the Archmage’s banquet is coming up, which means there’s another chance to flaunt your wardrobe to some of the biggest names in the Sanctuary. By following our advice, you’ll be so dazzling even Nullapretium will have no choice but to submit in total awe and admiration. Step 1: Pineapple shirts are in. They're the new craze, everybody wants them. If you wear one, then everybody will want to be you. Step 2: No excess Glitter. We saw some poor fellow's house who was completely covered in glitter earlier. A little bit of glitter can spark up anyone's otufit, but this house was soaked in the shiny stuff. Don't overdo it and you'll be glamourous. Step 3: Wear a onesie. Onesies are back in fashion, turn the Banquet into a pyjama party by wearing your cool onesie there and everyone else will be envious of your superior comfort.

- Extract from the Winged words

Monsters successfully repelled

At roughly 7:00am this morning several monsters managed to reach the barrier, close to where a group of people were hosting some morning yoga. They acted quickly, alerting the hunters. Fortunately for these people, the legendary Fen and Hen came to help and the monsters were quickly repelled. “It was a like a dream come true, Fen is so cool! I would get attacked by monsters every day if it meant I could hang out with them!”, said one of the bystanders. “We don’t often get attacks this early but fortunately for everyone here there weren’t enough Flying Manes to break through the barrier. Do keep an eye out, stay vigilant, and call the hunters if you see any other activity by the perimeter” was Hen’s advice to the public.

-Extract from In The Loop

Evacuation?

Our insiders amongst the Hunters have reporter back that some people are talking about evacuating the Sanctuary! We asked Tom for questions, but he refused to comment at this time, saying it was a “delicate issue”. This leaves us with the question: what are the hunters scared off? If the hunters want to evacuate the city, is it time for the Military, or even the Mafia to take over control of the Sanctuary border? We will have to see how the situation develops and whether the Hunters do stand their ground or not.

-Extract from In The Loop

The Deep Circus is recruiting!

Please see the attached flyer for more information.

 I look forward to your performance.

-In the ad section of every newspaper

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