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The Blue Jay Strikes Again!

Three days ago, the lady thief promised to relieve Nilsatis of their prized sapphire crown. And as is well known: when the Blue Jay makes a promise, she keeps it!
During this afternoon's chaos, when several houses floated away - including poor Nilsatis' - dozens of bystanders witnessed the sudden exit of the Blue Jay, in her typical, stylish, azure coat. Witnesses swear she dove straight down from the mansion as it floated higher and higher, the crown gleaming in her hand. Many tried to follow her, but so far we have not heard any report on their progress. Most likely, the Blue Jay wins again!

- Extract from The Winged Words

Daily life in the military

Jackson is known to many as the glue of the Sanctuary. Many grounders believe that the Sanctuary would fall apart without his leadership in the military. What does Jackson’s daily life look like though? We had a journalist spend a whole day with Jackson to get the inside scoop:

6:00am, wake up
7:00am, start admin of replying to letters
8:00am, meeting with Frank about preventing crime in the Outer Sanctuary
9:00am, daily rounds of the Outer Sanctuary
12:00pm, lunch, home grown beet sandwich
1:00pm, daily rounds of the Inner Sanctuary
4:00pm, meeting with Tom to gauge the situation at the perimeter
5:00pm, sending out the final letters of the day, mainly complains about floating houses
6:30pm, dinner, home grown vegetable ratatouille
8:00pm, either a peaceful night or visiting the Level Head

-Extract from In The Loop

The Custodians cause chaos

Earlier today a masked revolutionary attracted a crowd where the houses take root, giving a riling speech before cutting a few houses loose. Some bystanders said this scene made them “sad to see a floating house wasted like that”, and “frustrated that the Custodians are trying to take the beauty of magic from us”. The military arrived shortly after the cutting began, but it seems the assumed Custodian made it away without getting caught. The military refused to comment on their lack of success given they consider it an active investigation.

-Extract from The Winged Words

Fashion, what not to wear to a Banquet

We all know the Archmage’s banquet is coming up, which means there’s another chance to flaunt your wardrobe to some of the biggest names in the Sanctuary. By following our advice, you’ll be so dazzling even Nullapretium will have no choice but to submit in total awe and admiration. Step 1: NO ROBES. This is so cliche, and frankly it hasn’t been cool for the last 10 years. Step 2: NO SOCKS AND SANDELS. Need I elaborate? What’s the point of being a mage if you can’t even get yourself some nice footwear. Step 3: NO TALKING COMPANIONS: let’s be honest, who goes to a Banquet to socialise. It’s all about winning people over with you elegance and pizzaz. Talking companions distract from your show, and can really impact your chance of impressing anyone.

- Extract from the Winged words

Monsters successfully repelled

At roughly 7:00am this morning several monsters managed to reach the barrier, close to where a group of people were hosting some morning yoga. They acted quickly, alerting the hunters. Fortunately for these people, the legendary Fen and Hen came to help and the monsters were quickly repelled. “It was a like a dream come true, Fen is so cool! I would get attacked by monsters every day if it meant I could hang out with them!”, said one of the bystanders. “We don’t often get attacks this early but fortunately for everyone here there weren’t enough Flying Manes to break through the barrier. Do keep an eye out, stay vigilant, and call the hunters if you see any other activity by the perimeter” was Hen’s advice to the public.

-Extract from In The Loop

The Deep Circus is recruiting!

Please see the attached flyer for more information.
(there is no flyer to be found)

-In the ad section of every newspaper

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