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• The logo is a hint that the time loop is sustained by human sacrifice.
• Someone accidentally sacrificed the entire week after the banquet, which is why we have to keep re-using this day instead of moving on to the following days.
• So-called equivalent exchanges are actually negative-sum, and the excess karma passes through the giant creepy door in Fullmetal Alchemist to fuel their positive-sum transmutations.
• The dung beetle reset the time loop because Caliban almost squished them. They are also an all powerful god.
  • The dung beetle is the player character in a video game, and last midnight was their last checkpoint.
• Peyton is trapped in a secret box on the Ad Nauseam server and Ivan is not allowed to legally deny or confirm this but it’s true and this is related to the dung beetle.
• Archmage Nullapretium sacrificed the stability of the entire world in return for a magical utopia. The disaster at the end is the world re-balancing itself.
• The Tornado is a monster that the Hunters must kill. The Tempus is its child.
• The Tornado is a bold decision by the GMs to avoid writing any Eternities.

• I've got you babe
• Gotta get up
• Beethoven's 5th
• Mamma Mia

• Merx/Marx
• Marx/Engels
• Dung Beetle/Big Snake - F*ck that city
• Archmage/Custodian of Reality Person - Enemies to lovers (or are they)
• Nullapretiam/Lilsahr
• Florianus/Spellcasting - Nope
• Remus Fletcher/Dying last minute once a day
• Impetus/Spellanor the talking sword
• Any Hunter/Trying to die - Why won't you kill me?

• Caliban – Still suggesting bad ideas. Actively leading civilians away from the plan. 'dOn'T KiLL thE SnAKE.' -7/10
• Cassandra – Saved every most members of the Sanctuary. Joint MPV. 9.8/10 (minus 0.2 for ghosting your boyfriend)
• Carneades – MUNKEY. Tried to blow up the caverns (again). Failed many times. 4/10
• Evie – No idea where she was for half the session. Tried to bully a child? 1/10
• Fig – Doing Hunter stuff. Got led on a wild goose chase looking for the snake. 8/10
• Imeptus – Haha, cat-monkey go brrr. Brought more monsters to the city. -3/10
• Merx – Tried to organise an evacuation. A for effort, C for execution. 7/10
• Mr Brinkus – Also no idea where he was for half the session. Also bullied a child? 1/10
• Opularia – See Cassandra. Joint MPV. 10/10
• Porphyr – Barely noticed him, although that was mechanical. Don't drink and explode, kids. 5/10
• Remus – Showed up in last hour of play. At least he kept the Tempus from murdering everyone in the city. 5/10
• Rennyn – Healer spammer. Spent most of the session asking an NPC if they were alright. 6/10
• Sophie – Did anything come of those skelebros she spent so long badgering on about? Arguing with those bullying a child. 1/10
• Tern – Hunter stuff. Tried to clear the caverns but followed the dumb plan of Carneades. 8/10
• Trixie – Spent the entire session giving a tour to a monster. Simultaneously solved and created the biggest threat to the Sanctuary. Creeps me out. -2/10
• Wolfgang – Pretty sure this player missed the session but wanted to give an IC reason why their character wasn't there. 0/10