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Deep Circus

Stories about the Deep Circus have been around for a truly long time. Perhaps if taken at face value all those fantastical tales about their performers seem ridiculous and laughable. However, you must consider the fact that there have been legends of the Deep Circus passed down through oral tradition way older than many cities. If it were truly something without solid basis, how could it have possibly persisted for centuries when nations have been forgotten in less?

- extract from Deep Histories by Kerfajink

Rumours

Turn 1

Flying dog key to Deep Circus:

Flying dog spotted in the Sanctuary, some say that if you ride it then it will take you to Deep Circus, where you can finally complete your induction. Fly away little doggy!

Deep Circus vs. Tall Circus:

A debate for the ages, is the circus amongst the clouds more cutting edge than the circus beneath the ground? Polling amongst random people found on the street, we found 9% preferred the Deep Circus, whereas only 5% preferred the Tall Circus (86% told us to go away)

Directions to Deep Circus leaked!

Take a left. Walk along for 5 minutes. Do a somersault. Spin for 12 seconds. Dig a hole. Walk forward. Then blink. There is the Deep Circus.

Snake?

The deep circus has a snake. It’s a pretty chill snake. Hobbies: Not being in an apocalypse. Dislikes: Being in an apocalypse. Favourite snack: Mineral water. Second favourite snack: tower-dwellers.

Deep Circus is the afterlife, the prelife, and life?

Major philosophers have been left speechless by claims the Deep Circus is all of reality and time. Maybe existence is just an elaborate metaphor for the Deep Circus.

Please get a job.

The Deep Circus does not exist. It is a fairytale parents tell their children to put them to bed. It is NOT real, please stop obsessing about it and touch some grass.

Turn 2

Loss of a believer

It is with great sadness the Deep Circus mourns the loss of cool Alex. Alex isn’t dead, the Deep Circus just decided we don’t think they’re cool anymore.

Water party!

Midnight. You, me, the serpent. Biggest pool in the Sanctuary. Be there or be square.

Peer review

The Deep Circus is the most commonly cited peer reviewer of all major magical studies, cited again in a paper published today. Some say the Deep Circus is the most glamorous source to study from, others say people just put them in when they need to reach a source count.

Juggler juggler needed

We’ve got plenty of jugglers. Too many. We need a juggler juggler to make use of all these jugglers. Become a famous juggler juggler and my people will make contact with your people.

Lovely view

Did you know the view on top of the Sun is lovely? Absolutely terrific. Deep Circus stamp of approval. Why don’t you climb on top of it and experience the view yourself?

Dung beetle x Serpent

When is the Legendary Dung Beetle gonna meet the Serpent? Can’t wait for the sparks to fly!

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