Caliban – Still suggesting bad ideas. Actively leading civilians away from the plan. 'dOn'T KiLL thE SnAKE.' -7/10
Cassandra – Saved every most members of the Sanctuary. Joint MPV. 9.8/10 (minus 0.2 for ghosting your boyfriend)
Carneades – MUNKEY. Tried to blow up the caverns (again). Failed many times. 4/10
Evie – No idea where she was for half the session. Tried to bully a child? 1/10
Fig – Doing Hunter stuff. Got led on a wild goose chase looking for the snake. 8/10
Imeptus – Haha, cat-monkey go brrr. Brought more monsters to the city. -3/10
Merx – Tried to organise an evacuation. A for effort, C for execution. 7/10
Mr Brinkus – Also no idea where he was for half the session. Also bullied a child? 1/10
Opularia – See Cassandra. Joint MPV. 10/10
Porphyr – Barely noticed him, although that was mechanical. Don't drink and explode, kids. 5/10
Remus – Showed up in last hour of play. At least he kept the Tempus from murdering everyone in the city. 5/10
Rennyn – Healer spammer. Spent most of the session asking an NPC if they were alright. 6/10
Sophie – Did anything come of those skelebros she spent so long badgering on about? Arguing with those bullying a child. 1/10
Tern – Hunter stuff. Tried to clear the caverns but followed the dumb plan of Carneades. 8/10
Trixie – Spent the entire session giving a tour to a monster. Simultaneously solved and created the biggest threat to the Sanctuary. Creeps me out. -2/10
Wolfgang – Pretty sure this player missed the session but wanted to give an IC reason why their character wasn't there. 0/10