=====The True Playground=====
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===== Wild speculation =====
* The logo is a hint that the time loop is sustained by human sacrifice.
* Someone accidentally sacrificed the entire week after the banquet, which is why we have to keep re-using this day instead of moving on to the following days.
* So-called equivalent exchanges are actually negative-sum, and the excess karma passes through the giant creepy door in Fullmetal Alchemist to fuel their positive-sum transmutations.
* The dung beetle reset the time loop because Caliban almost squished them. They are also an all powerful god.
* The dung beetle is the player character in a video game, and last midnight was their last checkpoint.
* Peyton is trapped in a secret box on the Ad Nauseam server and Ivan is not allowed to legally deny or confirm this but it’s true and this is related to the dung beetle.
* Archmage Nullapretium sacrificed the stability of the entire world in return for a magical utopia. The disaster at the end is the world re-balancing itself.
* The Tornado is a monster that the Hunters must kill. The Tempus is its child.
* The Tornado is a bold decision by the GMs to avoid writing any Eternities.
===== What theme plays as you stare in the mirror at the start of each loop =====
* I've got you babe
* Gotta get up
* Beethoven's 5th
* Mamma Mia
* Trixie: 'Just a Girl', but each loop it gets increasingly distorted
===== Shipping Forecast =====
* Merx/Marx
* Marx/Engels
* Dung Beetle/Big Snake - F*ck that city
* Archmage/Custodian of Reality Person - Enemies to lovers (or are they)
* Nullapretiam/Lilsahr
* Florianus/Spellcasting - Nope
* Remus Fletcher/Dying last minute once a day
* Impetus/Spellanor the talking sword
* Any Hunter/Trying to die - Why won't you kill me?
* Cassandra/Anyone and Anything- XIII
* Tern/Impetus - Ships that pass in the Void
===== Fig's William's rating of everyone's helpfulness in the final session =====
* Caliban -- Still suggesting bad ideas. Actively leading civilians away from the plan. 'dOn'T KiLL thE SnAKE.' -7/10
* Cassandra -- Saved every most members of the Sanctuary. Joint MPV. 9.8/10 (minus 0.2 for ghosting your boyfriend)
* Carneades -- MUNKEY. Tried to blow up the caverns (again). Failed many times. 4/10
* Evie -- No idea where she was for half the session. Tried to bully a child? 1/10
* Fig -- Doing Hunter stuff. Got led on a wild goose chase looking for the snake. 8/10
* Imeptus -- Haha, cat-monkey go brrr. Brought more monsters to the city. -3/10
* Merx -- Tried to organise an evacuation. A for effort, C for execution. 7/10
* Mr Brinkus -- Also no idea where he was for half the session. Also bullied a child? 1/10
* Opularia -- See Cassandra. Joint MPV. 10/10
* Porphyr -- Barely noticed him, although that was mechanical. Don't drink and explode, kids. 5/10
* Remus -- Showed up in last hour of play. At least he kept the Tempus from murdering everyone in the city. 5/10
* Rennyn -- Healer spammer. Spent most of the session asking an NPC if they were alright. 6/10
* Sophie -- Did anything come of those skelebros she spent so long badgering on about? Arguing with those bullying a child. 1/10
* Tern -- Hunter stuff. Tried to clear the caverns but followed the dumb plan of Carneades. 8/10
* Trixie -- Spent the entire session giving a tour to a monster. Simultaneously solved and created the biggest threat to the Sanctuary. Creeps me out. -2/10
* Wolfgang -- Pretty sure this player missed the session but wanted to give an IC reason why their character wasn't there. 0/10
===== Geraint Assembles an Ad Nauseam Tarot Deck =====
* 0- The Fool- Impetus
* I- The Magician- Nullapretium
* II- The High Priestess- Opularia
* III- The Empress- Fig
* IV- The Emperor- Tom
* V- The Hierophant- Caliban
* VI- The Lovers- Florianus
* VII- The Chariot- The Tempus
* VIII- Strength- Remus
* IX- The Hermit- Evie
* X- The Wheel of Fortune- Carneades
* XI- Justice- Tern
* XII- The Hanged Man- Porphyr
* XIII- Death- Sophie
* XIV- Temperance- Mr Brinkus
* XV- The Devil- Lilsahr
* XVI- The Tower- Cassandra
* XVII- The Stars- Merx
* XVIII- The Moon- Charlotte
* XIX- The Sun- Rennyn
* XX- Judgement- Trixie
* XXI- The World- Wolfgang
===== Impetus Reviews Everyone =====
* Caliban: Pretty cool, has an awesome talking sword. Not sure about the squid thing. 4*
* Cassandra: Weird and inconsistent, but still cool. 3*
* Carneades: Flawless. 5* would gamble again.
* Evie: Repeat after me: "Minds are not my playground." 0*
* Fig: Kinda uptight, but means well. 3*
* Impetus: No place here. 0*
* Merx: Well-meaning but headache-inducing. 1*
* Mr Brinkus: Kind but condescending 2*
* Opularia: Talks down to people. 2*
* Porphyr: Didn't see much, but seems nice. 3*
* Remus: Awesome and fuzzy. 5*
* Rennyn: See Porphyr. 3*
* Sophie: Curious and driven, if a little preachy. 3*
* Tern: Hope they're doing better now. Pretty awesome. 4*
* Trixie: Creepy in the best way. 5*
* Wolfgang: Seems nice, but fire-averse. 3*
===== Cassandra Reviews Wishes (In Chronological Order) =====
* Glitter- Stop stop get it out get it out why would you do this. Worked on Caliban though. One glitterbomb out of a ruined house
* Nullapretium Number 1- Caused our current problem, but admittedly did have a long period of keeping a lot of people safe. One Sanctuary out of two
* Nullapretium Number 2- Turned out to be vital to our survival, which I resent because it was so poorly thought out. Meant we could survive. A reluctant five time loops out of six
* Opularia- Very nasty and vindictive price, but achieved exactly what it set out to do. Couldn't have survived without it. Pretty Sanctuary too, a fitting magnum opus. One art piece out of many
* Cassandra- More or less see above, but I was less well prepared. I also feel like I forgot something? Did work though. Many living citizens out of many
* Demonica- Shook the foundations of the world, but was undeniably spectacular. Cost unclear? One week out of fifty two
===== Ad Nauseam PC's Typed as Pokemon =====
* Caliban- Water/Dark
* Cassandra- Normal/Ghost
* Carneades- Fairy/Dark
* Evie- Normal/Dark
* Fig- Normal/Fighting
* Impetus- Bug/Fairy
* Merx- Steel/Normal
* Mr Brinkus- Grass/Water
* Opularia- Ghost/Psychic
* Porphyr- Water/Flying
* Remus- Fighting/Dark
* Rennyn- Fighting/Rock
* Sophie- Ghost/Ground
* Tern- Steel/Fighting
* Trixie- Grass/Fairy
* Wolfgang- Water/Rock