=====The True Playground===== Everyone can edit this page and anything said here is OC. Feel free to play, interact and post kinda relevant, non-spoiler memes. ---- ===== Wild speculation ===== * The logo is a hint that the time loop is sustained by human sacrifice. * Someone accidentally sacrificed the entire week after the banquet, which is why we have to keep re-using this day instead of moving on to the following days. * So-called equivalent exchanges are actually negative-sum, and the excess karma passes through the giant creepy door in Fullmetal Alchemist to fuel their positive-sum transmutations. * The dung beetle reset the time loop because Caliban almost squished them. They are also an all powerful god. * The dung beetle is the player character in a video game, and last midnight was their last checkpoint. * Peyton is trapped in a secret box on the Ad Nauseam server and Ivan is not allowed to legally deny or confirm this but it’s true and this is related to the dung beetle. * Archmage Nullapretium sacrificed the stability of the entire world in return for a magical utopia. The disaster at the end is the world re-balancing itself. * The Tornado is a monster that the Hunters must kill. The Tempus is its child. * The Tornado is a bold decision by the GMs to avoid writing any Eternities. ===== What theme plays as you stare in the mirror at the start of each loop ===== * I've got you babe * Gotta get up * Beethoven's 5th * Mamma Mia * Trixie: 'Just a Girl', but each loop it gets increasingly distorted ===== Shipping Forecast ===== * Merx/Marx * Marx/Engels * Dung Beetle/Big Snake - F*ck that city * Archmage/Custodian of Reality Person - Enemies to lovers (or are they) * Nullapretiam/Lilsahr * Florianus/Spellcasting - Nope * Remus Fletcher/Dying last minute once a day * Impetus/Spellanor the talking sword * Any Hunter/Trying to die - Why won't you kill me? * Cassandra/Anyone and Anything- XIII * Tern/Impetus - Ships that pass in the Void ===== Fig's William's rating of everyone's helpfulness in the final session ===== * Caliban -- Still suggesting bad ideas. Actively leading civilians away from the plan. 'dOn'T KiLL thE SnAKE.' -7/10 * Cassandra -- Saved every most members of the Sanctuary. Joint MPV. 9.8/10 (minus 0.2 for ghosting your boyfriend) * Carneades -- MUNKEY. Tried to blow up the caverns (again). Failed many times. 4/10 * Evie -- No idea where she was for half the session. Tried to bully a child? 1/10 * Fig -- Doing Hunter stuff. Got led on a wild goose chase looking for the snake. 8/10 * Imeptus -- Haha, cat-monkey go brrr. Brought more monsters to the city. -3/10 * Merx -- Tried to organise an evacuation. A for effort, C for execution. 7/10 * Mr Brinkus -- Also no idea where he was for half the session. Also bullied a child? 1/10 * Opularia -- See Cassandra. Joint MPV. 10/10 * Porphyr -- Barely noticed him, although that was mechanical. Don't drink and explode, kids. 5/10 * Remus -- Showed up in last hour of play. At least he kept the Tempus from murdering everyone in the city. 5/10 * Rennyn -- Healer spammer. Spent most of the session asking an NPC if they were alright. 6/10 * Sophie -- Did anything come of those skelebros she spent so long badgering on about? Arguing with those bullying a child. 1/10 * Tern -- Hunter stuff. Tried to clear the caverns but followed the dumb plan of Carneades. 8/10 * Trixie -- Spent the entire session giving a tour to a monster. Simultaneously solved and created the biggest threat to the Sanctuary. Creeps me out. -2/10 * Wolfgang -- Pretty sure this player missed the session but wanted to give an IC reason why their character wasn't there. 0/10 ===== Geraint Assembles an Ad Nauseam Tarot Deck ===== * 0- The Fool- Impetus * I- The Magician- Nullapretium * II- The High Priestess- Opularia * III- The Empress- Fig * IV- The Emperor- Tom * V- The Hierophant- Caliban * VI- The Lovers- Florianus * VII- The Chariot- The Tempus * VIII- Strength- Remus * IX- The Hermit- Evie * X- The Wheel of Fortune- Carneades * XI- Justice- Tern * XII- The Hanged Man- Porphyr * XIII- Death- Sophie * XIV- Temperance- Mr Brinkus * XV- The Devil- Lilsahr * XVI- The Tower- Cassandra * XVII- The Stars- Merx * XVIII- The Moon- Charlotte * XIX- The Sun- Rennyn * XX- Judgement- Trixie * XXI- The World- Wolfgang ===== Impetus Reviews Everyone ===== * Caliban: Pretty cool, has an awesome talking sword. Not sure about the squid thing. 4* * Cassandra: Weird and inconsistent, but still cool. 3* * Carneades: Flawless. 5* would gamble again. * Evie: Repeat after me: "Minds are not my playground." 0* * Fig: Kinda uptight, but means well. 3* * Impetus: No place here. 0* * Merx: Well-meaning but headache-inducing. 1* * Mr Brinkus: Kind but condescending 2* * Opularia: Talks down to people. 2* * Porphyr: Didn't see much, but seems nice. 3* * Remus: Awesome and fuzzy. 5* * Rennyn: See Porphyr. 3* * Sophie: Curious and driven, if a little preachy. 3* * Tern: Hope they're doing better now. Pretty awesome. 4* * Trixie: Creepy in the best way. 5* * Wolfgang: Seems nice, but fire-averse. 3* ===== Cassandra Reviews Wishes (In Chronological Order) ===== * Glitter- Stop stop get it out get it out why would you do this. Worked on Caliban though. One glitterbomb out of a ruined house * Nullapretium Number 1- Caused our current problem, but admittedly did have a long period of keeping a lot of people safe. One Sanctuary out of two * Nullapretium Number 2- Turned out to be vital to our survival, which I resent because it was so poorly thought out. Meant we could survive. A reluctant five time loops out of six * Opularia- Very nasty and vindictive price, but achieved exactly what it set out to do. Couldn't have survived without it. Pretty Sanctuary too, a fitting magnum opus. One art piece out of many * Cassandra- More or less see above, but I was less well prepared. I also feel like I forgot something? Did work though. Many living citizens out of many * Demonica- Shook the foundations of the world, but was undeniably spectacular. Cost unclear? One week out of fifty two ===== Ad Nauseam PC's Typed as Pokemon ===== * Caliban- Water/Dark * Cassandra- Normal/Ghost * Carneades- Fairy/Dark * Evie- Normal/Dark * Fig- Normal/Fighting * Impetus- Bug/Fairy * Merx- Steel/Normal * Mr Brinkus- Grass/Water * Opularia- Ghost/Psychic * Porphyr- Water/Flying * Remus- Fighting/Dark * Rennyn- Fighting/Rock * Sophie- Ghost/Ground * Tern- Steel/Fighting * Trixie- Grass/Fairy * Wolfgang- Water/Rock